Is I A Redneck 10/08/08
                         

If you answer yes to any of the following questions, you very well could be or headed down the road to becoming a REDNECK!

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1. Have you ever said watch this and ended up in the Hospital. (Seabass, your my Hero)

2. Ever threw up in your boot. (Doc, at least you have the decency not to do it in my car)

3. Woke up naked in your front or back yard.

4. Touched yourself inappropriately in the woods. (don't touch and tell)

5. By yourself challenged more than 1 person to a fight at the same time, and won. (Doc and Seabass hold the record its like 10)

6. Hung your butt out the side of the tree stand and let it go. (Seabass you need to stop doing that)

7. Sat down in a campfire. (Seabass what were you thinking)

8. Burned of your friends nipple off with a lighter while he was passed out. (Doc, I hate you, Seabass)

9. Had a girlfriend that you had to hide from your friends cause she was a little to big.

10. Pulled of the road like a mad man ran up in the woods to poop.

11. Ever been with a girl that weighs more than you do.

12. Ever jumped off the roof of your house to see if you could make it to the pool. (Seabass, Seabass, Seabass another one of those watch this situations)

13. Ever knocked out your teeth.

14. Ever thrown up on a girl while kissing her. (Seabass, Seabass, Seabass, she was freaking hot too!)

15. Ever hit people with eggs or pumpkins on Halloween.

16. Ever jumped the person given out candy and took the whole bowl.

17. Ever forgot where you parked your vehicle for more than an hour, in Ocean City (Doc and Seabass lost their car for 3 days)

18. Been shot at by buckshot for trespassing. (Seabass)

19. Had to pay for someone else's doctors bills due to your poor decisions. (What do you know, Doc and Seabass)

20.Took your cousin to the senior prom just to make out with her best friend. (The Ridge Runner is sly,  if this were Seabass he would have made out with his cousin to.)

We are updating the list so check back!

 

 

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